Rough and Ready, CA. hehehe... that city really does exist. I'm NOT joking... I rolled off my office chair laughing when i saw that... At first i thought it was a joke, but it isn't. Hahah, thats the highlight of my day! Ok, time to finish the rest of my break! Then back to work!

I was sitting in the life sciences lecture hall in class listening to my professor blab on and on about stuff when all of the sudden, we hear screaming from the back of the lecture hall, and 7 girls and 5 boys come careening down the aisles butt naked and waving a towel. they get to the front of the lecture hall, do a little dance, and then run ( Read more... )

I was driving to work today, when i pulled up at the anderson stoplight. I don't even know whats going on.... But this is the second time in 16 hours that someone pulls up next to me, winks at me, and then does the "roar i'm a sexy tiger" hand claw motion. So the light turns green, i go and get to another stop light. Only this time, i look over ( Read more... )

This christmas made me happy. I got up with Dad this morning and went to get some irish food for breakfast. mhmmm, it was good. At the end of that, the waitress said to my dad, "you have a very beautiful daughter." Then my dad jokingly said "no, thats my wife!" LoL... god i wish everyone could have seen that look on that irish waitress's face ( Read more... )

Google "[your name] needs", see what comes up ( Read more... )

Dave: So, did you enjoy your steak?
Me: It was good, but its nothing to jump over the fence for.
Dave: Yea, well considering your pants will get caught on the barb wire and you will land on a stake... Its not really worth it...

Assumptions: "Don't assume or you will make an ASS out of YOU AND ME!" - Me

"You need to go back to the funny farm you use to work at and get some real help!" - uncle ED

Were we (me & Nessa) unknowingly part of his master plan to take over the place? - Nessa

sighs...